Happy Saturday!!
Please don’t hate me for talking more about my fabulous vacation! Ready for some more Mexico?
The first full day we were there – I was up by 6am (I’m thinking it was partly because of the 1 hour time difference, partly because my silly face passed out at 8pm the night before)
I put on my bathing suit, and headed out, to find this waiting for me:
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Pretty rough, huh?
I got down there early enough that I was able to snag us one of these little cabana thingies. I thought I was lucky – but after about 15 minutes I was covered in bug bites – so Mike and I switched over to lounge chairs by the pool.
I brought my book, and a “Coca-Cola Light’ along with me:
Book – my verdict is still out. I’m finding Elizabeth Gilbert severely annoying, and I feel like she is making up so stories – and yet I’m still reading. We shall see.
Coca-Cola Light:
= No good! It definitely does not taste the same as Diet Coke.
After hanging out for an hour or two – we decided we should get breakfast! First Mexican breakfast:
Delightful! I didn’t take pictures of all my meals on the trip – but I can tell you, every single plate of food I ate – involved potatoes and cheese. Talk about heaven!
To make things even better – the wait staff would just bring you alcoholic beverages, even though you didn’t order them. Example:
I mean – if you put a drink down in front of me – I am going to drink it!
By 10am – I was done with my “reading & relaxation” for the day – and ready for some fun. We decided to check out – the SWINGSET BAR! (okay – really – it wasn’t a swingSET it was just a bar with swings – but it’s a LOT more fun for me to call it the Swingset Bar – so just humor me!
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My feelings about the swings:
Mike’s feelings about the swings:
Both feelings in one picture:
To each their own!
My drink of choice – more tequila – except this time my “blanco” request got lost somewhere in translation – and I ended up with gold tequila:
And by gold tequila – I mean holy crap a GLASS FULL OF TEQUILA.
That glass up there? You see it? Yeah – I’m not kidding – that is ALL tequila. Tequila and ice, that’s it. Insane?! Yes. But… I drank it:
I can’t stress to you enough how easy I am to amuse, and how infinitely happy the swingset bar made me.
I’m pretty sure I made Mike take about 35 pictures of me, and I’m pretty sure Mike yelled at me at least 50 times for my inappropriate swinging.
To top it off – the view wasn’t bad either!
After putting in a long day of making friends with too many people after having too many full glasses of tequila at swingset bar, Mike thought it was best if we took a quick afternoon nap, and then headed off to dinner.
I didn’t put up a fight!
There was dinner involved – but no pictures. I did manage to take pictures of more booze though!
After dinner we went to their “Sports Bar” for some after dinner drinks:
Even though almost everyone would look at this sign and call the bar Desires – I decided to call it Desiree’s. Yeah. Whatever.
Again – shots were put down in front of us multiple times – even though we had not ordered any shots:
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again – if you put it down in front of me, I’ll drink it!
So now that you definitely have to think Mike and I are alcoholics
– I leave you with the bedside table before I passed out that night – because it really just makes me laugh.
Water, water, water, water, water, vodka.
I think I’ll just end it there.
2 more recaps to come! (if you don’t want to hear them – just tell me and I’ll stop!)



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Looks like you guys had an amazing time, I’m so jealous!
I agree on the book. I spent most of my time reading it wanted to slap her.
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By Morgan on 12.05.09 2:47 pm | Permalink
OMG these Mexico recaps have been making my life!!! Right when I saw the first post and the pictures of the beach and the Jurassic Park enterence, I IMMEDIATELY googled the resort!!! I want to come!!! And then I just read about a bar with swings and then free shots…
I’M THERE!
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By Brooke on 12.05.09 3:29 pm | Permalink
Have I mentioned PARADISE???
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By VeggieGirl on 12.05.09 3:34 pm | Permalink
Haha, I found the book annoying, too, but still read it all!
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By Kristen on 12.05.09 3:45 pm | Permalink
Tengo celos de sus vacaciones en Mexico, pero yo voy a Jamaica el 19 de diciembre! (get that??)
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By Mara @ What's for Dinner? on 12.05.09 4:00 pm | Permalink
that looks like SUCH an awesome trip!!! now to convince James we HAVE to go…
yea throughout the book i kept thinking how i didn’t like it..yet i read the whole thing. I feel like I took some good stuff away from it (pursue life to the fullest!) but it wasn’t a “i can’t put this down” kind of book.
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By Red Head, Yellow Dog on 12.05.09 4:03 pm | Permalink
What a lovely vacation! Was the resort all-inclusive? I hope so, otherwise your dinner bills might have been pretty high with all those drinks!
I read Eat, Pray, Love, and I too found Gilbert to be annoying. All the grand changes she makes in her life are her choices! And everything in her life just works itself out, no problem, la la. I really hated the part where she was so concerned about what she would do for money, and then suddenly voila! A magical book advance comes through! Like that happens every day, to everyday people. Riiiight.
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By VCK on 12.05.09 4:42 pm | Permalink
Shit, sorry about the ital. My html mad skillz are clearly rockin’.
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By VCK on 12.05.09 4:43 pm | Permalink
Oh my god I need to go to this place!! It loks and sounds like heaven. Alcohol at the blink of an eye? Potatoes and cheese at every meal? Bars with swings for chairs?? So awesome.
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By Julie on 12.05.09 4:43 pm | Permalink
HOW FUN!
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By Marissa on 12.05.09 5:03 pm | Permalink
I love the idea of the swings- so cool!
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By Erica on 12.05.09 5:13 pm | Permalink
Haha, love that last picture! I am assuming this resort was all inclusive, that is SO the way to go!!
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By Niki on 12.05.09 5:22 pm | Permalink
ok now I am convinced that Andy and I need to go there. How fun!!!! I would love those swings at the bar!
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By Amanda (Two Boos Who Eat) on 12.05.09 5:24 pm | Permalink
You are so hilarious! how you drank that glass of tequila is beyond me, but girl you are a super star! i love reading these recaps, so keep em coming!
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By Lizzy on 12.05.09 6:25 pm | Permalink
omg this is making me want to go to Mexico SO BAD!!!! What fun!
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By Kristin @ Iowa Girl Eats on 12.05.09 6:41 pm | Permalink
It looks like you had such a great time. I would have LOVED the swingset bar too! I too am amused very easily and if a drink is put in front of me I always drink it.
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By Deirdre on 12.05.09 6:45 pm | Permalink
Next time we go to Cancun, we’re staying at Dreams. Done.
Lol at Desiree’s.
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By Lee on 12.05.09 6:47 pm | Permalink
That’s how I felt about that book! People kept talking about how inspiring she was and I just wanted to bitch smack her!!
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By emily on 12.05.09 7:32 pm | Permalink
I love the vacation recaps. Looks like you had a great time!
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By stacey on 12.05.09 9:45 pm | Permalink
Thanks for sharing your vacation. We just had our first snowfall, so it’s nice to look at beautiful, sunny Mexico!! My husband and I just scheduled a March vacation to Belize! I can’t wait!!
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By Shannon on 12.06.09 9:48 am | Permalink
i am so jealous of the swingset bar!
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By kristin on 12.06.09 9:54 am | Permalink
I love the swing bar, awesome!!! Also keep giving eat pray love a chance, I think she embellishes a bit, but it’s still a good book! Can’t wait to see more pics!
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By Stephanie on 12.06.09 11:57 am | Permalink
It looks like you enjoyed yourself : )
I would have just parked myself at that swingset bar – it looks like too much fun!!!!!!
Look forward to hearing more : )
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By Jessica Hanna on 12.06.09 12:03 pm | Permalink
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By Mexico Part 3 | Green Dog Wine on 12.06.09 3:23 pm | Permalink
ok, so where is this place? if my bonus is big enough this year, i’m thinking of planning another vacation, so this place might be getting added onto my list. pre-emptive but a girl can dream. hello all – inclusive!
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By mel on 12.06.09 8:33 pm | Permalink
hahah! Totally just spit my drink out at work–Desiree’s!! LOL
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By beth on 12.07.09 7:37 pm | Permalink
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By Mexico Part 5 | Green Dog Wine on 12.08.09 1:20 pm | Permalink
ahahah.. passing out at 8 is classic. i love the views and all the yummy drinks!
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By janetha on 12.08.09 5:52 pm | Permalink
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