Under no circumstance should you ever by this vodka.
If you do buy Pinnacle Whipped Vodka – the following things may happen:
- You fall so in love with it that you actually want to marry it
- You fall so in love with it that you want to spend every cent you make for the rest of your life on this vodka
- Subsequently – you may develop a drinking problem, causing you to lose your job, home, significant other, etc
- You may actually die and go to heaven, it’s that amazing.
Other things you should never do?
Combine this vodka:
With either of these:
You will subsequently, be left with an insanely delicious alcoholic Root Beer Float, or Orange Creamsicle, respectively. It will then consume your thoughts, every waking minute, rendering you incapable of functioning in the real world. 
You will also suffer similar side effects if you decide to take a strawberry:
Carve out the middle:
And fill it with this vodka:
It will ruin your life. 
That’s your Public Service Announcement for today.
The more you know. 
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Hahaha love it
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By VeggieGirl on 08.01.10 9:19 pm | Permalink
Hahahaha! Love it!
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By meghan@traveleatlove on 08.01.10 9:24 pm | Permalink
I love you!
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By Meri on 08.01.10 9:27 pm | Permalink
Whipped Cream flavored vodka? Interesting!
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By Lee on 08.01.10 9:30 pm | Permalink
YUM, must find this… hey, i like doing what people tell me not to
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By Mara @ What's for Dinner? on 08.01.10 9:35 pm | Permalink
those are all great ideas!
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By allison on 08.01.10 11:14 pm | Permalink
I want to try this asap.
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By Amanda (Two Boos Who Eat) on 08.02.10 1:21 am | Permalink
LOL sounds delicious! May be my next BevMo purchase
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By Tay on 08.02.10 2:02 am | Permalink
This is something I never needed to know.
But now I know it and I must find and try it.
I’m not sure if I should thank you yet.
I’ll let you know.
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By Krissy on 08.02.10 9:16 am | Permalink
YUM. I will be trying this next weekend!
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By Alana on 08.02.10 9:44 am | Permalink
You’ve had me intrigued ever since you talked about this Saturday morning! I think this has the potential to replace my beloved cherry vodka!
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By Heather on 08.02.10 9:52 am | Permalink
you are a crack head. and hilarious
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By kristin on 08.02.10 10:09 am | Permalink
Oh I could see this becoming a problem for me…
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By Tina on 08.02.10 10:27 am | Permalink
My girlfriend was JUST telling me about this vodka and how amazing it is!!!!
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By Leah @ L4L on 08.02.10 10:32 am | Permalink
omg this sounds so good! this is my favorite blog post of today, hands down
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By Stephanie on 08.02.10 12:48 pm | Permalink
That’s awesome! Joe and I drove around last week to FOUR stores until we found one that wasn’t out of this unicorn-like vodka. We mixed it with Trop50 OJ and it tasted like an orange creamsicle… yes, it is HIGHLY dangerous! Enjoy
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By Carly on 08.02.10 1:13 pm | Permalink
Heading out to immediately purchase that vodka and said mixers. I’m taking your PSA advice in the other direction! Holy cow does that look delicious.
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By Heather on 08.02.10 3:10 pm | Permalink
haha oh my – holy YUM!
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By Lisa (bakebikeblog) on 08.02.10 6:23 pm | Permalink
Wow.
haha…I’m not a huge flavored vodka fan but you just made me really want to try this, even if your whole intention with the PSA was to stop me
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By Kaitlin on 08.02.10 9:07 pm | Permalink
Wow! I must try this!
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By Tara B on 08.02.10 9:15 pm | Permalink
I’ve been drinking this vodka like mad the last 3 weeks. O’Donnells in Lakewood got me hooked on it when I tried their Java Monster Whipped Bombs so yummy
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By nichole on 08.04.10 2:16 pm | Permalink
O. M. G. Just had this last night as a straight up shot, but ended up sipping it instead because it was so fabulous.
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By carly on 08.05.10 6:12 am | Permalink
Want to try that vodka soooooo bad!! I must must must find it soon
. I love all your recipe ideas…amazing!
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By Beth @ DiningAndDishing on 08.05.10 1:06 pm | Permalink
I wish you had never told me about this vodka…must…have…now.
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By Paige on 08.05.10 2:44 pm | Permalink
You should also not put it in hot cocoa or chocolate milk. Dangerously delicious.
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By Angela on 08.13.10 9:49 pm | Permalink
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